Satan is my soul mate Unisex t-shirt

Product Description - Very Devilish Edition

Forget soulmates who ghost you. We found you one with commitment issues that go back 6,000 years.

This is the official uniform for anyone whose type is “fallen angel with a six-pack and unresolved trauma.” The Devil is your soul mate, and unlike your last situationship, he actually texts back. Mostly at 3am. Mostly in Latin.

Why you’ll sell your soul for it:

• The Fit: Soft, lightweight, unholy blend of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors have a dash of polyester, like your soul has a dash of regret. Pre-shrunk, because Hell has no room for shrinkage. Side-seamed so it won’t twist when you’re doing ritual dances or running from priests. 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough for layering under a cloak.
• The Graphic: A neon gradient heart screaming “Soul mate” with “The Devil is my” whispering above it. It’s giving Lisa Frank goes to Hell. It’s giving “I met him at a crossroads and it’s getting serious.”
• The Vibe: For nights when you want to look cute while committing minor blasphemy. Perfect for first dates, exorcisms, PTA meetings, and anywhere you need to filter out boring people fast.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold with like-minded sinners. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the graphic — the Devil hates being pressed. Do not confess your sins while wearing. The shirt will snitch.

Warning: May cause sudden compliments, unsolicited theology debates, and strangers asking if you’re “like, a real Satanist or just fun at parties?” The answer is yes.

Satanic Worship™ Size Chart: XS-5XL because damnation is inclusive.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Devil's Crypt Pty Ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 8222
PERTH WA 6849 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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