It's Satan Bitch Unisex t-shirt

Product Description - Satanic Worship™ Edition

Plot twist: It was Satan in the group chat.

You know that moment when something unholy happens and everyone looks around like “who did that?” Yeah. It was Satan, bitch. And now he’s on a t-shirt, judging your life choices in electric blue.

Why this tee slaps harder than a fallen angel:

• The Fit: 100% combed + ring-spun cotton, because Hell has a dress code and it’s soft. Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you like Judas. Side-seamed so it doesn’t twist when you’re doing the walk of shame out of a seance. 4.2 oz/yd² — light enough for layering under a cloak, heavy enough to feel expensive when you’re sinning.
• The Graphic: That blue goat-headed icon? That’s Satan’s LinkedIn photo. Stoic. Corporate. Ready to merge your soul. He’s not mad, he’s just disappointed you haven’t sacrificed anything cute lately.
• The Vibe: For when you need to announce your arrival and your allegiance. Wear it to brunch, court, your niece’s baptism. Watch priests cross the street. Watch your mom add you to the prayer list again.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with your other sins. Tumble dry low, like your tolerance for organized religion. If it starts levitating in the dryer, that’s not a defect — that’s a feature. Do not iron. He hates being pressed.

Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer because transparency is Satanic. Also may cause spontaneous confessions from friends, unsolicited theological debates, and strangers whispering “yasss” as you walk by.

Satanic Worship™ Sizing: XS-2XL because Hell is inclusive, but the guest list is still selective.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Devil's Crypt Pty Ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 8222
PERTH WA 6849 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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