{"product_id":"satan-is-my-soul-mate-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Satan is my soul mate Unisex t-shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"mt-6 mb-2 font-semibold text-xl\" data-streamdown=\"heading-3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Description - Very Devilish Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget soulmates who ghost you.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWe found you one with commitment issues that go back 6,000 years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the official uniform for anyone whose type is “fallen angel with a six-pack and unresolved trauma.” The Devil is your soul mate, and unlike your last situationship,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ehe actually texts back\u003c\/em\u003e. Mostly at 3am. Mostly in Latin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWhy you’ll sell your soul for it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Fit\u003c\/span\u003e: Soft, lightweight, unholy blend of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors have a dash of polyester, like your soul has a dash of regret. Pre-shrunk, because Hell has no room for shrinkage. Side-seamed so it won’t twist when you’re doing ritual dances or running from priests. 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) — light enough for layering under a cloak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/span\u003e: A neon gradient heart screaming “Soul mate” with “The Devil is my” whispering above it. It’s giving Lisa Frank goes to Hell. It’s giving “I met him at a crossroads and it’s getting serious.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/span\u003e: For nights when you want to look cute while committing minor blasphemy. Perfect for first dates, exorcisms, PTA meetings, and anywhere you need to filter out boring people fast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e: Machine wash cold with like-minded sinners. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the graphic — the Devil hates being pressed. Do not confess your sins while wearing. The shirt will snitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e: May cause sudden compliments, unsolicited theology debates, and strangers asking if you’re “like, a real Satanist or just fun at parties?” The answer is yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSatanic Worship™ Size Chart\u003c\/span\u003e: XS-5XL because damnation is inclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e- Weaving—India, South Korea\u003cbr\u003e- Dyeing—El Salvador, California\u003cbr\u003e- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eThe Devil's Crypt Pty Ltd\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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