{"product_id":"exorcism-hobby-unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-t-shirt","title":"Exorcism hobby Unisex organic oversized high neck t-shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"mt-6 mb-2 font-semibold text-xl\" data-streamdown=\"heading-3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eProduct Description - Satanic Worship™ Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFinally, a hobby that looks good on LinkedIn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t your grandma’s embroidery circle. This is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eadvanced extracurriculars\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor the spiritually unemployed. You didn’t choose the exorcism life — the exorcism life chose you, right after soccer practice got cancelled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWhy this tee is possessed to impress:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ps-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Fit\u003c\/span\u003e: Organic combed ring-spun cotton, because even demons appreciate sustainability. Oversized with dropped shoulders and a high neck — perfect for hiding hickeys from incubi\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor dramatic cape-free entrances. Wide collar for maximum “I just got thrown across a room” breathability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/span\u003e: Glowing green\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e“My hobbies include exorcising!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etext with your girl Linda mid-demon-sneeze. It’s giving\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Exorcist\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emeets Lisa Frank’s true crime era. She’s not having a moment. She\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethe moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/span\u003e: Wear it to book club, PTA meetings, or your cousin’s baptism. Instantly filters out people who ask “so what do you do for fun?” and aren’t prepared for the answer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e: Machine wash cold with holy water optional. Tumble dry low. Do not iron — wrinkles are canon for possessed girls. If the shirt starts speaking Latin, congratulations: it’s working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e: May cause unsolicited stories about “my aunt’s friend’s neighbor who was totally possessed.” May also summon judgmental relatives. Side effects include becoming the main character at family functions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eSatanic Worship™ Size Chart\u003c\/span\u003e: S-2XL because demons don’t discriminate by body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz.\/yd.² (200 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Oversized fit\u003cbr\u003e• Set-in sleeves\u003cbr\u003e• Dropped shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 rib at collar\u003cbr\u003e• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back\u003cbr\u003e• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eThe Devil's Crypt Pty Ltd\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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